Random Thought for the Day

A friend sent this list to me (although I edited a few out), and thought I’d pass it along! Beware, totally random and useless information below.

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
3. When someone says “Have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
5. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
6. Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
7. Tape pictures of your teachers on watermelons and launch them from high places.
8. Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.
9. Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.
10. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
11. Pay your electric bill with coins.
12. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
13. Polish your car with earwax.
14. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
15. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
16. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
17. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
18. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
19. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper