Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Things Jesus Would Never Say

  1. Oops.
  2. That never occurred to Me.
  3. Do you know the way to San Jose?
  4. Finders keepers, losers weepers.
  5. If you have sinned only a little, cast the first stone.
  6. Best two out of three?
  7. Don’t stop to help, we’re late for church.
  8. Well, I suppose it’d be OK. But just this once.
  9. What’s the matter with you guys? Can’t you take a joke?
  10. How long must I put up with you? (no, wait, He did say that).
  11. You’re not the boss of me.
  12. Do they want red or white wine?
  13. Do you want fries with that broiled fish?
  14. Maybe I should write this down.
  15. I’m pretty good at division, but I’m great at multiplication.
  16. Broadcast into all the world and make giving units.
  17. How should I know why people fall in love?
  18. Would you consider giving me half the kingdoms of the world if I fall down and worship you for, say, ten minutes?
  19. Just between you and me, I walked because I don’t know how to swim.
  20. Blessed are the … are the … um …
  21. If anyone desires to come after Me, let him attend church, pass an offering plate and follow the pastor.
  22. What in My name is going on in here?
  23. Has anyone seen my keys to the kingdom?
  24. The choir is so much better now that Tammy Faye is here.
  25. I’m not riding into town on that donkey.
  26. I have to buy a new suit for Easter.
  27. How many more of these seals do I have to break?
  28. Judas, am I not worth more than only 30 pieces of silver?
  29. Do I look fat in this robe?
  30. What Would I Do?
  31. How many angels really can dance on the head of a pin?
  32. Happy holidays.

Random Thought for the Day

A friend sent this list to me (although I edited a few out), and thought I’d pass it along! Beware, totally random and useless information below.

  1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
  2. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
  3. When someone says “Have a nice day,” tell them you have other plans.
  4. Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
  5. Put your toddler’s clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
  6. Fill out your tax form using Roman numerals.
  7. Tape pictures of your teachers on watermelons and launch them from high places.
  8. Leaf through “National Geographic” and draw underwear on the natives.
  9. Tattoo “Out to Lunch” on your forehead.
  10. Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
  11. Pay your electric bill with coins.
  12. Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
  13. Polish your car with earwax.
  14. Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
  15. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
  16. Write a short story using alphabet soup.
  17. Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they’re in jail.
  18. Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
  19. Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper

Classes Started Officially, TRIP and S&D!

Sam and I are now officially taking a class from SPC! (yay) I have now acquired a new view of all the college students with a TON of classes they are taking and how much time they spend on them, even though I only have 1 class and feel so busy!!! :D

We are leaving on Thursday to go to Colorado. The guys are going to a Father/Son Retreat and Mom and I are going to a YMCA there to have some Mother/Daughter time. :)

GUESS WHAT?!?!?! Our club meetings for Speech and Debate are starting up on Tuesday September 1st!!! Oh yeah, thus starts another AWESOME year of debate!! I can't wait to get into the year....

P.S. Fall Starts September 22nd!!!

~sarah k.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Root of ALL Evil :)

I was researching my assignments for apologetics when I came across this in our book, The Art of Apologetics! Sadly, all I have to say to guys... is that, yeah we are evil...sorry...get used to it... :P
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Saturday, August 22, 2009

GEARS 2009

Announcing for the first time... GEARS debate 2009-2010 for the NCFCA team policy resolution... Resolved: That the United States Federal Government should significantly reform its environmental policy.

My brother, Isaac Sommers, Marshall Yaklin, and Matt Hamilton put this sourcebook together over the last month of the summer. I have looked through the pre-edited version and it is filled with a lot of awesome cases and briefs with remarkable evidence. :D

It has also become the cheapest sourcebook in the league, but it still has the same amount of pages as the higher priced sourcebooks. For a lot more information on the book, click on
GEARS Debate Sourcebook 2009.

Good Job Guys!!!! :D

~sarah k.

Rehearsal Dinner!!

Here are a few pictures of the people that were there.... I didn't really have a good view of everyone, since I was either upstairs or hurrying in and out of the kitchen re-filling food.... :D

The wedding party on stage....

Mr. and Mrs. Bakke!

Caleb and Lauren...
Eric and Hannah...

~sarah k.

Rehearsal Dinner - Decorations

Mom, John, Sam and I went out early to Caleb and Lauren's Wedding Rehearsal Dinner to help make the food for dinner, organize things, put up lights, decorate and other stuff.... The decorations were WAY too cute so I couldn't resist taking a million pictures of them! :D I promise I will post some pictures of the people who were there, I just thought the decorations were awesome! Great job everyone who helped make it look so pretty....

A couple girls and I had fun putting little badges that said 'Fire Chief' on the vases :)

The beautiful arrangement of flowers done by my Mother and Aunt Carole! They put them all around the stage where the wedding party sat.
.....The beginning of all the CUTE toy cars and trucks!!.........

My personal favorite!!! :D

Every table had one of these hats on them, but they weren't just decoration... We turned them over and put chips in them!! It was so much fun :)

~sarah k.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Elephant Rock and Johnson Shutt-ins...

Our last two days in Missouri were spent in Akers Ferry. The first day we went hiking the second, Canoeing and Kayaking...

We stopped at a gas station and saw this phone booth.... :)

Uncle Peter and I....
Elephant Rock...

Most of the guys are in this picture....

Eating Lunch at the base of Elephant Rock.

Johnson Shutt-ins..... The water here was SOOOO cold, but that really didn't stop us from climbing on the rocks and eventually SWIMMING in it!! :D Go ahead.... call me crazy! :P

Sam getting ready to jump off...

~sarah k.