Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Restaurants...

Applebee's
Slogan: "Eatin' good in the neighborhood."
More accurate slogan: "The only place in the neighborhood."
Logo: Giant apple.
What it has going for it: If you ever wanted to know what it's like to live in the middle of a flea market, here's your chance. This chain's painstakingly "random" array of memorabilia, posters, metal signs, old records, autographed photos of B-list actors, and faux vintage decor may give you an eerie sense of deja vu but will keep the conversation rolling when you and your friends have run out of things to talk about by hour four.

Chili's
Slogan: "Pepper in some fun."
More accurate slogan: "Pepper in some indigestion."
Logo: Giant chili.
What it has going for it: It never gets old singing "I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs!" to your waiter, and then saying, "Nevermind. I'll just have a Coke and a water."

The Olive Garden
Slogan: "When you're here, you're family."
More accurate slogan: "When you're here, you're too full to talk to your family."
Logo: Giant grapes.
What it has going for it: If you can get past this questionable commercial to the endless salad and breadsticks, you are in for a ride on the gluttony train! Wear a coat with deep pockets and you won't have to eat cafeteria food all week.

Waffle House
Slogan: Does it need one?
Logo: Are those Scrabble tiles?
What it has going for it: Forget Burger King, the Casa de Waffles is where you can really have it your way: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced, peppered, capped, and topped. Compete with your friends to see who can say all of that three times fastest.


I'm not saying any of these are my favorite restaurants... I just found this on the internet! :)

What's your favorite chain restaurant?


~sarah k.

1 comment:

  1. Cheesy Jane's has amazing shakes, Macaroni Grill has GOOD food, Maggiano's has amazing food, and let's see....Panera Bread is good too.
    I like good food.
    -Mary M.

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